January 2012
“As time goes on, you’ll understand. What lasts, lasts; what doesn’t, doesn’t....”
– Haruki Murakami (via vivianhoangnguyen)
Reblog if you're a cat.
noose:
ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh
ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh
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ugh ugh ugh ugh ...
Your ex-lover is dead.: What happens if you fall... →
sheddingoursummerskin:
Lots of things might happen. That’s the thing about writers. They’re unpredictable. They might bring you eggs in bed for breakfast, or they might all but ignore you for days. They might bring you eggs in bed at three in the morning. Or they might wake you up for sex at three in the morning. Or make love at four in the afternoon. They might not sleep at all. Or they might...
*Food hits floor*
little germs: let's get it!
king germ: no, we must wait 5 seconds!
SCHOOL:
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
doyouthinkimwastingmytime:
listen to one song of a band
like it
download everything ever recorded
Meeting a Celebrity
Me: Woah, fancy meeting you here. Small world, huh?
Them:
Me:
Them:
Me:
Them:
Me:
Them:
Me:
Them: Who let you inside my house?
